PTTG has been ecstatic lately. He has admired his own masterfull laptop recently. He has been forced to eat a friend recently. He likes cats, computers, Ben Hogans, and Toady Ones for their Incredible Coding Ability. He is quick to sneak away and play computer games. PTTG needs a dwarf fortress update to get through the working week. PTTG does not mind being outside, and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.
“Crime,” declared the police captain, “is everywhere, crime, crime!” --Carl Muckenhoupt