The Stray Kitten (Tame) has been struck down.
"AAAAAAAAAAH MY CATAPULT IS FLINGING GOLD NUGGETS!" (two days later) "My catapult is for show really" "you can tell it's for show by the way it FIRES GOLD NUGGETS"
"I couldn't meet his production order so my planter just got knocked unconscious and dragged for a beating [...] and now the mayor has issued THE SAME MANDATE, BUT THREE TIMES AS MUCH"
"My nutter has now moved on to the magma forge... and is carrying wood around whilst everyone around him is being forced to haul stone, much to their ire I imagine."