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v0.34 Talk:Black bear

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Just two little stories I wanted to share:

(1) I went adventuring in the wilds looking for giant insects and was accosted by a black bear. I charged into battle and cut off its head. I then butchered it, sold its meat and organs, then tried to sell the entire head, (unbutchered). No one bought it.

(2) I was given two tasks which the guard that gave them to me described as so: Task 1: "Seek and kill Urist McMarauder and kill him. It pains me all the more, the villain is my own uncle!" Task 2: "Seek and kill Urist McBlackbear and kill him. Knowing NO MERCY, he stole STRAWBERRY WINE!

To which I responded (In my head): "THE BOOZE IS FOR DWARVES, NOT BEARS. I must slay this foul beast!"

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