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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
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|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
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|<!--3-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
 
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|<!--4-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
 
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|<!--5-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
 
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|<!--6-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
 
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|<!--7-->The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
 
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|<!--8-->"Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess."
 
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|<!--9-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
 
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|<!--10-->[[Booze]] does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
 
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|<!--11-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
 
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|<!--13-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
 
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|<!--14-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
 
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|<!--15-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
 
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|<!--16-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
 
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|<!--17-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--18-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
 
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|<!--19-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
 
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|<!--20-->"<nowiki>[B]</nowiki>oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--21-->"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--22-->"You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!"<br>--[[User:Savok|Savok]]
 
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|<!--23-->"What happened in 1048?" "Jreengus occurred."
 
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|<!--24-->Making rock instruments isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn
 
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|<!--25-->The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off... I should probably deal with that). --[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--26-->[FIREIMMUNE] makes them think that [[magma]] is safe but doesn't actually make them fireproof. This can lead to some rather interesting results.
 
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|<!--31-->"This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality." - [http://tinyurl.com/6yruly Soup_alex]
 
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|<!--36-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code.  When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--37-->"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]]
 
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|<!--41-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
 
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|<!--42-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
 
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|<!--43-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
 
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|<!--44-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
 
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|<!--46-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
 
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|<!--47-->Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.
 
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|<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. -[[User:Fuzzy|Fuzzy]]
 
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|<!--49-->There are 5 articles in category Lore:  Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit.
 
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|<!--50-->There is nothing to catch in the magma pipe.
 
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|<!--51-->Bug #563: mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass objects
 
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|<!--58-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
 
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|<!--59--><Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
 
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|<!--60-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
 
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|<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!
 
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|<!--63-->Dwarf Fortress: Because burning elves are funny.
 
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|<!--64-->I had somebody shoot my toe off with a crossbow, which was cool... It just happened that the toe was narrow enough to be removed. -- Dev Log, 08/18/09
 
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|<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
 
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|<!--70-->Bug #1031: a merchant pack animal caught at an old dwarf site during adv mode was wearing a full set of clothes
 
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|<!--71-->"[[Magma]] solves everything. [[Fire]] just ruins the [[booze]]." -sonerohi
 
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|<!--72-->You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach. --[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--73-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, ... This isn't going to get better. --PTTG??
 
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|<!--77-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately.
 
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|<!--79-->The carp has drowned.
 
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|<!--80-->Only in Dwarf Fortress would you try to catch a mermaid to butcher her and make trophies out of her bones.
 
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|<!--81-->Urist McRandy has been ecstatic lately. He brought somebody to bed lately.
 
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|<!--82-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...>
 
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|<!--83--><nowiki>::facepalm::</nowiki><br />Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago.
 
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Latest revision as of 03:02, 21 January 2023

This is the random quote for the main page, selected from the list. To add a quote, edit the list, not this page.

Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"

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