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|<!--32-->I want to build a fortress that produces silk clothes from a (tamed) [[Giant cave spider|GCS]]. [...] Is there any advice for easier finding one?<br>—''barak177''<br>My advice would be to give up now and check yourself into a padded room.<br>—''McDoomhammer'' | |<!--32-->I want to build a fortress that produces silk clothes from a (tamed) [[Giant cave spider|GCS]]. [...] Is there any advice for easier finding one?<br>—''barak177''<br>My advice would be to give up now and check yourself into a padded room.<br>—''McDoomhammer'' | ||
| − | |<!--33-->Dwarf Fortress Tip #72: Miners and magma don't mix, at least not until the miners are liquid.<br>Dwarf Fortress Tip #73: Dwarves and carp don't mix, either. However, dwarf blood and carp chunks do. --[[User:GreyMario|GreyMario]] | + | |<!--33-->Dwarf Fortress Tip #72: Miners and magma don't mix, at least not until the miners are liquid.<br>Dwarf Fortress Tip #73: Dwarves and carp don't mix, either. However, dwarf blood and carp chunks do. --[[User:GreyMario|GreyMario]] |
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Revision as of 22:09, 16 April 2008
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|I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
|I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
|Toady has created a masterpiece!
|I can't put my finger on it. Something about this ‼Cat tallow roast‼ tastes funny.
|Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a mysterious construction!
|Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: Stealth.
|Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"
|Newborn Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
|In an unrelated article - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
|Toady looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
|Elephants are like huge, wrinkly ninjas.
|The critical question is this: do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
|“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on fire like rags soaked in tar, and lots of booze." ... "Like chess.”
|Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of coins.
|"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
|Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
|My unconscious and bleeding mayor just mandated the construction of some goods.
|I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
|Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
|Iron screw pump exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
|Only you can prevent fortress fires.
|The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
|Mill their bones to make some bread.
|Wait, you're MAKING animals?
—Torak
At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.
—Spiders Everywhere
|"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."
--Toady One
|(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.
--Sowelu
Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.
--Sean Mirrsen
|Magma is not a water source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.
--AlienChickenPie
|"[B]oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats."
--Toady One
|"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."
--Toady One
|"You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!"
--Savok
|Wolf cancels Breathe: Interrupted by ≡Ash Bolt≡.
|I want to build a fortress that produces silk clothes from a (tamed) GCS. [...] Is there any advice for easier finding one?
—barak177
My advice would be to give up now and check yourself into a padded room.
—McDoomhammer
|Dwarf Fortress Tip #72: Miners and magma don't mix, at least not until the miners are liquid.
Dwarf Fortress Tip #73: Dwarves and carp don't mix, either. However, dwarf blood and carp chunks do. --GreyMario
|There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.