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This is the random quote for the [[Main Page|main page]], selected from the [[Main Page/Quote/list|list]]. To add a quote, edit the [[Main Page/Quote/list|''list'']], not this page.
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|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
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|<!--2-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
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|<!--3-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
 
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|<!--4-->Is that a hammer in your ≡Giant cave spider silk trousers≡ or are you just happy to see me?
 
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|<!--5-->Do these +narrow chimpanzee leather trousers+ make me look fat?
 
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|<!--6-->This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.
 
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|<!--7-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
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|<!--8-->Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade...
 
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|<!--9-->If in doubt, [[fluid|flood]] the fort!
 
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|<!--10-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
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|<!--11-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
 
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|<!--12-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
 
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|<!--13-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
 
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|<!--14-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
 
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|<!--15-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
 
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|<!--16-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].
 
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|<!--17-->Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]].
 
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|<!--18-->The critical question is this''':''' do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
 
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|<!--19-->What is that [[magma|red stuff]] coming towards me?  Oh well, I think I'll stay in this [[channel|trench-shaped]] thing.
 
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|<!--20-->“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess.”
 
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|<!--21-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
 
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|<!--22-->"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
 
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|<!--23-->Toady One likes donors for their [http://www.bay12games.com/support.html generosity]. He absolutely detests trolls.
 
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|<!--24-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
 
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|<!--25-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
 
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|<!--26-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
 
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|<!--27-->"Madness? THIS IS DWARF FORTRESS!" -Dwarven King
 
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|<!--28-->'I wonder what would happen if I poked that elephant with a stick' - Gib Trampledmangled.
 
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|<!--29-->"The interface is coming - it's not coming in your lifetime but it's coming."<br> - [[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--30-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
 
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|<!--31-->Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter is throwing a tantrum!<br>Felsite Bridge destroyed by Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter.<br>Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter has drowned.
 
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|<!--32-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment.  Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
 
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|<!--33-->Only you can prevent fortress fires.
 
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|<!--34-->On the assumption that there is something scarier than a hydra out there.<br>''Your in-laws have arrived from Shinthumtobul Imketh.''
 
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|<!--35-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
 
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|<!--36-->Mill their bones to make some bread.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 03:02, 21 January 2023

This is the random quote for the main page, selected from the list. To add a quote, edit the list, not this page.

Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"

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