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|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
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This is the random quote for the [[Main Page|main page]], selected from the [[Main Page/Quote/list|list]]. To add a quote, edit the [[Main Page/Quote/list|''list'']], not this page.
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|<!--2-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
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|<!--3-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
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|<!--4-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
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|<!--5-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
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|<!--6-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
 
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|<!--7-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
 
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|<!--8-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
 
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|<!--9-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
 
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|<!--10-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
 
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|<!--11-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].
 
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|<!--12-->The critical question is this''':''' do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
 
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|<!--13-->“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess.”
 
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|<!--14-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
 
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|<!--15-->"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
 
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|<!--16-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
 
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|<!--17-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
 
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|<!--18-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
 
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|<!--19-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
 
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|<!--20-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment.  Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
 
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|<!--21-->Only you can prevent fortress fires.
 
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|<!--22-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
 
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|<!--23-->Mill their bones to make some bread.
 
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|<!--24-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
 
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|<!--25-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--26-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
 
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|<!--27-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
 
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|<!--28-->"<nowiki>[B]</nowiki>oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--29-->"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
 
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Latest revision as of 03:02, 21 January 2023

This is the random quote for the main page, selected from the list. To add a quote, edit the list, not this page.

Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"

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