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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
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|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--3-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
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|<!--4-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
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|<!--5-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
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|<!--6-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
 
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|<!--7-->The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
 
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|<!--8-->"Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess."
 
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|<!--9-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
 
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|<!--10-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
 
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|<!--11-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
 
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|<!--12-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
 
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|<!--13-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
 
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|<!--14-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
 
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|<!--15-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
 
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|<!--16-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
 
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|<!--17-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--18-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
 
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|<!--19-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
 
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|<!--20-->"<nowiki>[B]</nowiki>oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--21-->"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."<br>--[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--22-->"You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!"<br>--[[User:Savok|Savok]]
 
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|<!--23-->"What happened in 1048?" "Jreengus occurred."
 
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|<!--24-->Making rock instruments isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn
 
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|<!--25-->The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off... I should probably deal with that). --[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--26-->[FIREIMMUNE] makes them think that [[magma]] is safe but doesn't actually make them fireproof. This can lead to some rather interesting results.
 
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Endok Cerolneth, Planter has given birth to a girl.
 
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|<!--28-->"Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi." "Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home." --Eita
 
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|<!--29-->"Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." --[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--30-->"...And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!" --Zero
 
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|<!--31-->"This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality." - [http://tinyurl.com/6yruly Soup_alex]
 
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|<!--32-->"The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!" --[[User:Fedor|Fedor]]
 
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|<!--36-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code.  When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--41-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
 
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|<!--42-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
 
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|<!--43-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
 
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|<!--44-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
 
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|<!--46-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
 
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|<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. -[[User:Fuzzy|Fuzzy]]
 
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|<!--51-->Fixed Bug #563:  Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass
 
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|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of?
 
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|<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
 
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|<!--57-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate
 
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|<!--60-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
 
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|<!--62-->"Dwarf Fortress: Screw mining for fish, we're fishing for rocks!" -Duke 2.0
 
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|<!--64-->"Bloodedrivers the new Beginnings<br>On the forums is a masterful rendition of an image of a human and a dwarf fortress wiki. The dwarf fortress wiki is being read by the human. The human '''has no goddamn clue what the hell is going on'''." -Neruz's edit of uberubert post
 
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|<!--65-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
 
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|<!--66--><Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
 
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|<!--67-->The mayor has sent me to the Foolish Boring the Swamps -again- to kill the crocodile that killed my last three characters- again. I think he's catching on that I just want to level a character high enough to kill him.
 
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|<!--70-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
 
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|<!--73-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.>
 
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|<!--74-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!!
 
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Latest revision as of 03:02, 21 January 2023

This is the random quote for the main page, selected from the list. To add a quote, edit the list, not this page.

Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"

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