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| − | | | + | |1="Okay, there are dwarves walking around, though it's next to the wagon with the equipment that immediately explodes into clouds of boiling bronze while the dwarves flash between the dwarf and bar symbol wearing no-material clothes, but there are dwarves walking around." -- [[Toady One]] |
| − | | | + | |2="Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode. I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!" |
| − | | | + | |3="The numerous steel bars and fortifications I had installed to prevent river denizens entering my water supply turned out to be completely unnecessary as the snakemen found the entrance to be rather... deeper... than they had expected. Dwarves began complaining about bits of snake in the well soon after." |
| − | | | + | |4=You'd think that complete lockdown is a good solution to a [[siege]], but although a dwarven fortress may appear self-contained and fully functional, your dwarves have nothing to do but get [[mood]]y, lash out at a world which doesn't understand their needs, get [[hammerer|hammered]], throw funeral receptions, conduct grief counseling sessions, and perform the occasional keg stand. |
In short, the [[Invader|attacking army]] can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death. | In short, the [[Invader|attacking army]] can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death. | ||
| − | | | + | |5=Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf mining out a wall. |
| − | }}<noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | + | |6=You begin a conversation with the Hammer Lord Mukca Larothsamo.<br /> |
| + | Urist McAdventurer, Wrestler: Greetings. My name is Urist McAdventurer.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Ah, Hello. I'm Mukca Squeezinghandled.<br /> | ||
| + | Specut: I am here to discuss serving your cause.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: I am speaking for the Exalted Fellowship. Thank you for your service.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Inkmine is a day's travel to the north.<br /> | ||
| + | Seek this place and kill Cenäth Certaindrives the giant.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Knowing no mercy, cenäth stole Fisher berry wine! | ||
| + | |7=You won't last a year. What went through the minds of your dwarfs when they stopped the cart? "Hey, I bet we can put those flaming, bony monstrosities into our still to make wicked firedemon brew"? The last fortress I started under conditions this horrible ended with the last survivor going mad after a skeletal mandrill ate his pet kitten and going on a suicide charge into zombie elefants while naked and on fire. And it wasn't even autumn yet. --Herr Zwiebel, on Fort Headshoots}}<noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 21:42, 22 September 2010
You'd think that complete lockdown is a good solution to a siege, but although a dwarven fortress may appear self-contained and fully functional, your dwarves have nothing to do but get moody, lash out at a world which doesn't understand their needs, get hammered, throw funeral receptions, conduct grief counseling sessions, and perform the occasional keg stand.
In short, the attacking army can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death.