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{{Quote Box|This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.}} | {{Quote Box|This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.}} | ||
{{Quote Box|I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.}} | {{Quote Box|I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.}} | ||
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{{Quote Box|[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!}} | {{Quote Box|[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!}} | ||
{{Quote Box|[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].}} | {{Quote Box|[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].}} | ||
| + | {{Quote Box|Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]].}} | ||
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Revision as of 22:38, 31 October 2007
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"I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies."
"I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?"
Toady has created a masterpiece!
Is that a hammer in your ≡Giant cave spider silk trousers≡ or are you just happy to see me?
Do these +narrow chimpanzee leather trousers+ make me look fat?
This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.
Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade...
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Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a mysterious construction!
Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: Stealth.
Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"
Newborn Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
In an unrelated article - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by carp.
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What is that red stuff coming towards me? Oh well, I think I'll stay in this trench-shaped thing.
“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on fire like rags soaked in tar, and lots of booze." ... "Like chess.”
Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of coins.
"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
Toady One likes donors for their generosity. He absolutely detests trolls.
Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
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I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
"Madness? THIS IS DWARF FORTRESS!" -Dwarven King
'I wonder what would happen if I poked that elephant with a stick' - Gib Trampledmangled.
If in doubt, flood the fort!
Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter is throwing a tantrum!
Felsite Bridge destroyed by Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter. Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter has drowned.Only you can prevent fortress fires.
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