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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--51-->Fixed Bug #563: Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass | |<!--51-->Fixed Bug #563: Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass | ||
|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of? | |<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of? | ||
| − | |<!--53--> | + | |<!--53-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br>Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching |
|<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn | |<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn | ||
| − | |<!--55-->"You know, Urist, | + | |<!--55-->"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]] |
| − | + | |<!--57-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma." | |
| − | |<!--57 | + | |<!--58-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate |
| − | + | |<!--59--><BBB>Hm, the only dwarf who bothered helping my crippled mayor is my legendary bonecarver.<br><BBB>Hm, fuck. He's not dragging him towards his bed.<br><Nikov>"Oh, is that thing slowing you down? I could make you a nice walking stick out of it..." | |
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| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--62-->"So I built this genius contraption, see? It uses the combined power of those 12 water-wheels, and those 6 windmills, and brings the water from BEHIND the wheels, all the way to the top of the mountain." "Then what does it do?" "Nothing. Not until you pull this lever, see?" -The Creation of The Doomsday Level |
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| − | NOTICE: If you are | + | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> |