Difference between revisions of "User:Smartmo"

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I've discovered true fun in adventure mode: strangling wolves using the corpses of other wolves.

Future projects:

-Strangling a(n) elf/dwarf/human with another elf/dwarf/human corpse.

-Keeping a dwarf prone by repeatedly taking him down with a dwarf corpse, while using a dwarf corpse in the other hand to break his bones or otherwise beat him to death.

-Kill someone with an anvil.

-~~Wrestle a school of carp to death.~~ completed

Any other fun ideas? put it on my Talk Page

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-I have nothing to put here, so I'll just put the record of my most successful adventurer mode character.
+I've discovered true fun in adventure mode: strangling wolves using the corpses of other wolves.
-== Melbil Arzesnil, "Melbil Knighthammers" ==
-''Melbil Knighthammers was a dwarf born in 137.  He was of unknown parentage.  Although accounts vary, it is universally agreed that Melbil was guided by forces unknown.
+Future projects:
-''In the late spring of 200, Melbil began wandering the wilds.
+-Strangling a(n) elf/dwarf/human with another elf/dwarf/human corpse.
-''In the midsummer of 200, Melbil was struck down by the giant desert scorpion Springlost in The Dune of Blizzards.
+-Keeping a dwarf prone by repeatedly taking him down with a dwarf corpse, while using a dwarf corpse in the other hand to break his bones or otherwise beat him to death.
-'''Related Entities'''
+-Kill someone with an anvil.
-''The Urn of Play (member)
+-<s>Wrestle a school of carp to death.</s> '''completed'''
-''The Cremated Standards (member)
-'''Twenty-Six Kills'''
+Any other [[fun]] ideas?  put it on my [[User Talk:Smartmo|Talk]] Page
-''Three wolves in The Musical Forest''
-''One cougar in The Forests of Lace''
-''Three wolves in The Musical Hills of Teaching''
-''One cougar in The Musical Hills of Teaching''
-''One black bear in The Ponderous Forests''
-''Four wolves in The Adventurous Field''
-''Five cougars in The Distracting Hills''
-''Seven wolves in The Distracting Hills''
-''One jaguar in The Desert of Bristling''
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-He wasn't all that impressive, but what made him awesome was when, during his first battle, he had his left eye torn out by a cougar.  He then proceeded to make all the kills listed above in just a few months.  He never recruited anyone, he killed them all entirely on his own.  See those seven wolves?  He fought them all at once, without so much as a scratch on him.
-Also, now I know, desert = PAINFUL STINGING DEATH.

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