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[[Category:Humor and stories]] | [[Category:Humor and stories]] | ||
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|1=I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |1=I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|14=Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong! | |14=Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong! | ||
|15=The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me... | |15=The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me... | ||
| − | |16=Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>—''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>—''Spiders Everywhere'' | + | |16=Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>—''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>—''Spiders Everywhere'' |
|17="Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]] | |17="Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]] | ||
|18=(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen | |18=(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen | ||
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|120="The best way to determine how dangerous a fortress is, is to make only one dwarf with the burial job, and nothing else: the lower his social skills, the more dangerous the fortress is - [[User:Rhenaya|Rhenaya]]" | |120="The best way to determine how dangerous a fortress is, is to make only one dwarf with the burial job, and nothing else: the lower his social skills, the more dangerous the fortress is - [[User:Rhenaya|Rhenaya]]" | ||
|121="Before retiring in the evening, heed my words and give yourself to volcanos" - Ted Usmokatra, law-giver | |121="Before retiring in the evening, heed my words and give yourself to volcanos" - Ted Usmokatra, law-giver | ||
| + | |122=Upon coming of age, about 8, Urist McYoung Made an artifact, became mayor and promptly mandated the construction of slade goods. | ||
}} | }} | ||
Revision as of 23:45, 4 January 2011
Please limit quotes to ~135 characters or less (longest below are longer than that, but remain as "legacy" from Toady etc.). Longer quotes may be deleted.
Do not use equals signs or vertical bars in your quotes or they will break.
When adding a quote, be sure to update the {{rand|###}} number.
The heart wound ended up being a guy getting shot in the arm, dropping his crossbow, running over to the opposing line, and jabbing his stack of bolts into somebody's chest.