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(-|68=Bug #871: babies fall to death when born on stairs (urban myth, see http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=871 )) |
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[[Category:Humor and stories]] | [[Category:Humor and stories]] | ||
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|1=I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |1=I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange mood|mysterious]] construction! | |2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|66=Urist McRandy has been ecstatic lately. He brought somebody to bed lately. | |66=Urist McRandy has been ecstatic lately. He brought somebody to bed lately. | ||
|67="Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One | |67="Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One | ||
| − | |68= | + | |68=[22:57:46] <Dik_> How do I wash myself up from blood?<br>[23:06:20] <Dik_> How the fuck do I get out of the river? |
|69=Bug #1031: a merchant pack animal caught at an old dwarf site during adv mode was wearing a full set of clothes | |69=Bug #1031: a merchant pack animal caught at an old dwarf site during adv mode was wearing a full set of clothes | ||
|70="[[Magma]] solves everything. [[Fire]] just ruins the [[booze]]." -sonerohi | |70="[[Magma]] solves everything. [[Fire]] just ruins the [[booze]]." -sonerohi | ||
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|131=I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse. -- Toady One | |131=I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse. -- Toady One | ||
|132=The Sasquatch corpse has lodged firmly in the wound! The goblin has been struck down! | |132=The Sasquatch corpse has lodged firmly in the wound! The goblin has been struck down! | ||
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Revision as of 22:41, 15 December 2011
Please limit quotes to ~135 characters or less (longest below are longer than that, but remain as "legacy" from Toady etc.). Longer quotes may be deleted.
Do not use equals signs or vertical bars in your quotes or they will break.
When adding a quote, be sure to update the {{rand|###}} number.
A typical Dwarven nightmare consists of running out of booze or getting a beard lopped off in an accident.