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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--64-->Eral Udeshstakud, <b>Child</b> cancels Store Item in Barrel: <s>Job item misplaced</s> Child Labor Laws enforced.
 
|<!--64-->Eral Udeshstakud, <b>Child</b> cancels Store Item in Barrel: <s>Job item misplaced</s> Child Labor Laws enforced.
 
|<!--65-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
 
|<!--65-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
|<!--66-->"So I built this genius contraption, see? It uses the combined power of those 12 water-wheels, and those 6 windmills, and brings the water from BEHIND the wheels, all the way to the top of the mountain." "Then what does it do?" "Nothing. Not until you pull this lever, see?" -The Creation of The Doomsday Level
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|<!--66-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
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|<!--67-->"So I built this genius contraption, see? It uses the combined power of those 12 water-wheels, and those 6 windmills, and brings the water from BEHIND the wheels, all the way to the top of the mountain." "Then what does it do?" "Nothing. Not until you pull this lever, see?" -The Creation of The Doomsday Level
 
}}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS
 
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NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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