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| − | The '''Department of Dwarven Veteran's Affairs''' (also known as the '''Fortress/Royal Guard'''), is an organisation dedicated to helping those brave | + | The '''Department of Dwarven Veteran's Affairs''' (also known as the '''Fortress/Royal Guard'''), is an organisation dedicated to helping those brave {{l|dwarves}} that have become injured to the point of combat ineffectiveness, and are also relatively unskilled (so putting them into the {{l|Craftsdwarf's workshop}} to make +goblin bone {{l|bolt}}s+ until the end of time is out of the question). They are usually <s>relieved of</s> promoted up from their military duties due to some {{l|Baron|snooty noble}} turning up and wanting to be all protected (until, of course, said {{l|noble}} makes one-too-many demands and find themselves in the {{l|Chasm|dwarven departure lounge}}). |
| − | These dwarves who have sustained their injuries in whatever way, whether through physical combat, | + | These dwarves who have sustained their injuries in whatever way, whether through physical combat, {{l|Cave-in|creative excavation}}, sparring matches, {{l|goblin}} snipers, {{l|Elves|hippies}}, {{l|Carp|The Watery Menace}} or otherwise, may be promoted through the military menu. The fortress guard itself doesn't do much, apart from telling the various nobles that they are not in danger of {{l|Goblin_Child_Snatcher|assassination}}, assisting the {{l|Sheriff}} (now {{l|Captain of the guard|Captain of the Guard}}) in {{l|Justice|abusing citizens' rights}} and spending all their spare time {{l|Military#Training / Sparring|brawling}}. The sparring can be a problem, in that some dwarf may receive a speedy recovery (you know the ones), but has meanwhile trained himself up to an elite level - which prohibits his removal from the payrolls of DDVA. Thus active dwarves that can spend their time better {{l|Hauling|pulling levers}}, are now only assisting with some engraver who is too busy smashing something other than a {{l|bridge}} over a {{l|chasm}}. |
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
| − | * | + | * {{l|Fortress guard}} |
[[Category:Nobles]] | [[Category:Nobles]] | ||
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| Quarters | Decent Template:L | |
| Dining room | Decent Template:L | |
| Tomb | Template:L (if you want one for them) | |
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| Cabinets | 1 | |
| Weapon racks | 1 | |
| Armor stands | 1 | |
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| Mandates | None | |
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The Department of Dwarven Veteran's Affairs (also known as the Fortress/Royal Guard), is an organisation dedicated to helping those brave Template:L that have become injured to the point of combat ineffectiveness, and are also relatively unskilled (so putting them into the Template:L to make +goblin bone Template:Ls+ until the end of time is out of the question). They are usually relieved of promoted up from their military duties due to some Template:L turning up and wanting to be all protected (until, of course, said Template:L makes one-too-many demands and find themselves in the Template:L).
These dwarves who have sustained their injuries in whatever way, whether through physical combat, Template:L, sparring matches, Template:L snipers, Template:L, Template:L or otherwise, may be promoted through the military menu. The fortress guard itself doesn't do much, apart from telling the various nobles that they are not in danger of Template:L, assisting the Template:L (now Template:L) in Template:L and spending all their spare time Template:L. The sparring can be a problem, in that some dwarf may receive a speedy recovery (you know the ones), but has meanwhile trained himself up to an elite level - which prohibits his removal from the payrolls of DDVA. Thus active dwarves that can spend their time better Template:L, are now only assisting with some engraver who is too busy smashing something other than a Template:L over a Template:L.