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40d:Goblin christmas
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Goblin Christmas is the wonderful time of year when a vile force of darkness arrives. All the good little dwarves stay underground while Goblin Claus leaves his treats in the trap-lined entrance to the fortress.
In the morning, when the all-clear is sounded, everyone rushes to the entryway, and gathers up the iron armor for melting, and the silk socks for decorating.
Don't be like the bad dwarves, who peek at their presents too early. Bad things happen to those dwarves.