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v0.31:Beard

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This article is about an older version of DF.

The dwarves in this game have been genetically modified. This is evidenced by their apparent inability to grow beards. The inability to grow beards understandably depresses the dwarves, to ameliorate this fact they must consume copious amounts of alcohol as becomes a true dwarf.