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v0.31:Fluffy wambler

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Fluffy wambler
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Urist likes fluffy wamblers for their warm heart.
Biome

  • Any Land
Attributes
Alignment: Good

· Devours food · Exotic pet

Pet value 20
Active Seasons
Spring Summer Autumn Winter
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A fluffy, pudge-filled being, known for its warm heart and stumble bumblings.

Fluffy wamblers are small humanoids that can be found the world over in Template:L regions. They are known and beloved for their warm hearts, gentle natures, and stumble bumblings. Despite their status as Template:L, it's rare to find a being that actually finds them offensive. They are widely held to be 'adorable,' and many Template:L consider them to be Template:L.

Description

Fluffy wamblers are about 1/3 smaller than a domestic Template:L. They are roughly humanoid in shape, with singular arms and legs devoid of toes, claws, or other extremities. They possess two black eyes and a nose, but lack any other distinguishing features, and their entire bodies are covered in white fur known as 'fluff.' Their uniformity makes it difficult to tell two different wamblers apart.

Biology

Wamblers lack bones, blood vessels, mouth parts, nerves, and differentiated organs of any sort, but they require nourishment as much as any creature. Current theory suggests they absorb nutrients directly through the skin into their 'pudge,' a purple fat-like substance that uniformly fills the wambler's entire body. This pudge appears to act as a super-organ that regulates and provides for the wambler's entire metabolism and structure.

Wamblers maintain a body temperature slightly higher than that of dwarves. They appear to be immune to sickness and are not known to suffer infection of any kind. There is no specific term for any hypothetical wambler offspring (a live wambler birthing has never been seen).

Behavior

Fluffy wamblers are extremely common in good regions of any sort. They live in groups of up to fifty in burrows beneath the ground. They can eat food stored in Template:L, occasionally managing to gnaw through a Template:L or a Template:L in order to do so, though they're unable to penetrate anything but a flimsy container.

They are slow movers, only seen during the day. Wamblers are not wholly benign and may in fact display aggression when threatened, an act which is almost always futile, as they have power to harm only the feeblest of creatures.

Wamblers may be domesticated by a resident Template:L, and fetch a market value approximate to that of a Template:L.

Trivia

Fluffy wamblers are surprisingly dense when traveling at high velocities. There was at least one reported slaying of a Template:L using a thrown fluffy wambler as a Template:L, as documented here. News of this incident has served to increase the wambler's popular appeal.

Civilizations that use 'good' animals and animal materials (and have no qualms about killing animals) can make clothes out of wambler fluff, a prized, yet inexpensive, insulating fabric.

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