23a:Grizzly bear

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Grizzly bear



Butchering returns
Bones 9
Chunks 9
Meat 9
Fat 7
Skulls 1
Skin Leather
Modvalue 3

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This article is about an older version of DF.

Grizzly bears are fairly tough creatures, and will gladly guzzle any alcoholic beverages they can get access to; even straight from under the elves' noses. Yes, you will have to pick up the tab for their party.

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So I took ole' Buddy Bear by his island sized paw and I led him over to the still. Now he's a' sniffin' around that thing 'cause he's smellin' somethin' good. I gave him one of them jugs of honeydew vine water, he downed it upright, (looked like one of them damn bears in the circus sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight.) I gave him another and another and another 'fore I knew it, he'd downed eight of 'em and commenced to do the Bear Dance. Two sniffs, a snort, a fly, a turn and a grunt; and it was so simple like the jitterbug... it plumb evaded me. - Lord Buckley, God's Own Drunk
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