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<span style="background-color: #000; color: #0f0; font-family: FixedSys, monospace">Losing is fun!</span>
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[[File:death_fun.png|right]]<span style="background-color: #000; color: #0f0; font-family: FixedSys, monospace">Losing is fun!</span> Either way, it keeps you busy.
  
Either way, it keeps you busy.
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[[File:Gimli_success.gif|thumb|300px|Dwarf Fortress in a nutshell.]][[File:Fun kruggsmash.jpg|thumb|There are three constants in life: death, taxes and losing in ''Dwarf Fortress''.<br><small>''Art by kruggsmash''</small>]]There is no internal end point, single goal, final Easter egg or "You Win!" announcement in ''Dwarf Fortress'', therefore, eventually, almost every fortress will fall. The only ones that don't, tend to be very conservative and very boring—and what fun is that? Thus, DF = losing ∧ DF = fun ⇒ losing = fun, and that's okay!  It's a game philosophy, so embrace it, own it, and have ''fun'' with it!
  
There is no internal end point, single goal, final Easter egg or "You Win!" announcement in Dwarf Fortress.  Therefore, eventually, almost every fortress will fall.  The only ones that don't tend to be very conservative and very boring—and what fun is that?  Thus, DF = losing ∧ DF = fun ⇒ losing = fun, and that's okay!  It's a game philosophy, so embrace it, own it, and have ''fun'' with it!
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Most new players will lose their first few forts sooner rather than later; when you lose a [[fortress]], don't feel like you don't understand the game. ''Dwarf Fortress'' has a steep learning curve (often referred to as a "cliff"), and part of the process (and fun!) is discovering things for yourself.  However, this wiki serves as an excellent place to speed up the learning process.
  
Most new players will lose their first few forts sooner rather than later; when you lose a [[fortress]], don't feel like you don't understand the game.  Dwarf Fortress has a steep learning curve (often referred to as a "cliff"), and part of the process (and fun!) is discovering things for yourself.  However, this Wiki serves as an excellent place to speed up the learning process.
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When you lose, you can always [[reclaim fortress mode|reclaim fortress]], or go visit it in [[adventurer mode]].  
 
 
If you lose, you can always [[reclaim fortress mode|reclaim fortress]] or go visit it in [[adventurer mode]].
 
  
 
If you're looking for more ways to <s>lose horribly</s> test yourself, try either the [[mega construction]] or the [[Challenges]] articles.
 
If you're looking for more ways to <s>lose horribly</s> test yourself, try either the [[mega construction]] or the [[Challenges]] articles.
  
[[File:FunComic.png|thumb|right|Fun in Dwarf Fortress]]
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[[File:FunComic.png|thumb|right|An engraving depicting the contrast between ''Dwarf Fortress'' and other games, in terms of difficulty.]]
  
 
== Autopsy, or why your fortress died ==
 
== Autopsy, or why your fortress died ==
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===Dwarf vs. Wild===
 
===Dwarf vs. Wild===
Sometimes the wilds take you out.  
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Sometimes the wilds take you out somewhere, somewhen.
  
 
====Local Wildlife====
 
====Local Wildlife====
 
Goblins aren't the only creatures that want you dead.  [[grizzly bear|The]] [[elephant|obvious]] [[cougar|threats]] aside, some [[creature]]s with benign [[unicorn|natures]], [[carp|names]], or [[giant sponge|descriptions]] can be surprisingly deadly. A sudden wildlife attack can quickly cripple or destroy an unprepared fortress.  Before you unpause a new game for the first time, hit {{k|u}}nits, and switch to the "Others" tab to see what's sharing your map.  Learn to do this regularly—new creatures will frequently migrate onto your map and then off again to be replaced by others.
 
Goblins aren't the only creatures that want you dead.  [[grizzly bear|The]] [[elephant|obvious]] [[cougar|threats]] aside, some [[creature]]s with benign [[unicorn|natures]], [[carp|names]], or [[giant sponge|descriptions]] can be surprisingly deadly. A sudden wildlife attack can quickly cripple or destroy an unprepared fortress.  Before you unpause a new game for the first time, hit {{k|u}}nits, and switch to the "Others" tab to see what's sharing your map.  Learn to do this regularly—new creatures will frequently migrate onto your map and then off again to be replaced by others.
  
Consider arming up and thinning out any predictable threats.
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Consider arming up, and thinning out any predictable threats.
  
Outdoor [[titan]]s and other [[megabeast]]s are a later stage hazard. And that's not to mention [[Werebeasts]], which turn any dwarves they bite into Werebeasts once a month. While this will not ''directly'' cause you to lose the game (even if every Dwarf in your fortress becomes infected), it could cause major production slowdowns every month, and if a [[Goblin]] siege coincides with a full moon, things could get very interesting...
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Outdoor [[titan]]s and other [[megabeast]]s are a later-stage hazard, not to mention [[Werebeast]]s, which turn any dwarves they bite into more of them once a month. While this will not ''directly'' cause you to lose the game (even if every dwarf in your fortress becomes infected), it could cause major production slowdowns every month, and if a [[goblin]] siege coincides with a full moon, things could get very fun...
  
====Underground Life====
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====Underground life====
 
Underground life can be even more dangerous than surface life. Dig down to a cavern, and expect to be fending off hordes of smaller, weaker creatures as well as larger, more solitary creatures like [[giant cave spider]]s and [[blind cave ogre]]s. Arming up helps a lot, as there is usually only a small entrance they can get in by. A row of cage traps is exceptionally powerful there.
 
Underground life can be even more dangerous than surface life. Dig down to a cavern, and expect to be fending off hordes of smaller, weaker creatures as well as larger, more solitary creatures like [[giant cave spider]]s and [[blind cave ogre]]s. Arming up helps a lot, as there is usually only a small entrance they can get in by. A row of cage traps is exceptionally powerful there.
Underground Forgotten Beasts are a later stage hazard—and one that cage traps will offer very little protection against. Even if all the other creatures in the cavern are stopped by your cage traps, don't allow yourself to become complacent. That is not to mention that what lies [[HFS|even deeper]]...
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Underground Forgotten Beasts are a later-stage hazard—and one that cage traps will offer very little protection against. Even if all the other creatures in the cavern are stopped by your cage traps, don't allow yourself to become complacent. That is not to mention what lies [[HFS|even deeper]]...
  
 
====Magma and its denizens====
 
====Magma and its denizens====
[[Magma]] by itself is dangerous enough to destroy a fortress that fails to contain it properly, but magma sources are also home to [[fire imp|many]] [[fire man|dangerous]] [[magma crab|creatures]] that can destroy buildings, kill even the most skilled soldiers, and spread destruction throughout your fortress. While careful designs using [[fortification]]s, [[magma-safe]] [[floor grate]]s, and [[magma-safe]] [[bridge]]s can mitigate much of the danger, magma remains a prime source of [[fun]] even in experienced fortresses.
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[[Magma]] by itself is dangerous enough to destroy a fortress that fails to contain it properly, but magma sources are also home [[fire snake|to]] [[fire imp|many]] [[fire man|dangerous]] [[magma crab|creatures]] [[magma man|that]] can destroy buildings, kill even the most skilled soldiers, and spread [[fire|!!destruction!!]] throughout your fortress. While careful designs using [[fortification]]s, [[magma-safe]] [[floor grate]]s, and magma-safe [[bridge]]s can mitigate much of the danger, magma remains a prime source of fun even in experienced fortresses.
  
 
====Evil Biomes====
 
====Evil Biomes====
Evil [[surroundings]] are more inhospitable than ever.  If it's not the [[Undead|zombies]] that kill all your dwarves, then it's their freshly animated body parts hungry for revenge.  Or vile weather that makes dwarves caught in it vomit to death.  Or, worst of all, an evil cloud that drifts by your settlement and starts a zombie plague in your population.   
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Evil [[surroundings]] are particularly inhospitable, to begin with.  If it's not the [[Undead|zombies]] that kill all your dwarves, then it's their freshly animated body parts hungry for revenge, vile weather that makes dwarves caught in it vomit to death, or, worst of all, an evil cloud that drifts by your settlement and starts a zombie plague in your population.   
  
 
When embarking on an evil biome, it's a fairly good idea to skip a [[meat industry]] of any kind.  Though meat obtained from [[butcher|butchering]] doesn't rise up, hair, skin and bones are fully capable of turning to kill you - and bringing [[hunter]]s in your party is near-suicidal.  Embarking with a [[military]] is a must, if you want to stand any chance against the zombies.  Of course, if things are ''really'' bad outside (for example, the aforementioned thralling clouds), you're best off just sealing yourself inside forever and never turning back.  As with cavern wildlife, a row of [[cage trap]]s is a great boon to the safety of your fortress.
 
When embarking on an evil biome, it's a fairly good idea to skip a [[meat industry]] of any kind.  Though meat obtained from [[butcher|butchering]] doesn't rise up, hair, skin and bones are fully capable of turning to kill you - and bringing [[hunter]]s in your party is near-suicidal.  Embarking with a [[military]] is a must, if you want to stand any chance against the zombies.  Of course, if things are ''really'' bad outside (for example, the aforementioned thralling clouds), you're best off just sealing yourself inside forever and never turning back.  As with cavern wildlife, a row of [[cage trap]]s is a great boon to the safety of your fortress.
  
 
===Dwarf vs. Physics===
 
===Dwarf vs. Physics===
Sometimes jumping from a tree into a river doesn't end well for your skeleton, or you for that matter.
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Sometimes jumping from a tree into a river doesn't end well for your skeleton, or you, for that matter.
  
 
===Dwarf vs. You===
 
===Dwarf vs. You===
 
Sometimes you bring it on yourself.  
 
Sometimes you bring it on yourself.  
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====Curiosity/Boredom====
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Next time, don’t release so many [[Demon|clowns]]. That self-destruct lever was a mistake.
  
 
====No Food====
 
====No Food====
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====No Booze====
 
====No Booze====
Equally as bad is no [[alcohol]], which dwarves ''require'' to be happy and productive. Some alcohol can be acquired from [[caravan]]s, but not enough for an entire fort until the next caravan arrives. You must gather or [[farm]] certain plants to then [[brew]] those in a [[still]] with an empty [[barrel]]—it's just part of being a dwarf. Be sure to make lots of barrels. Often a shortage of barrels is just as bad as a shortage of beer. A dwarf would rather die than lower themselves to drinking from a [[mug]] (though it doesn't stop them being produced by the tonne in your [[workshop]]s).
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Equally as bad (worse) is no [[alcohol]], which dwarves ''require'' to be happy and productive. Some alcohol can be acquired from [[caravan]]s, but not enough for an entire fort until the next caravan arrives. You must gather or [[farm]] certain plants to then [[brew]] those in a [[still]] with an empty [[barrel]]—it's just part of being a dwarf. Be sure to make lots of barrels. Often, a shortage of barrels is just as bad as a shortage of beer.
  
 
====Water====
 
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[[Rain]] will refill stagnant [[pool]]s of water slowly.  In a hot [[climate]], this may evaporate almost immediately. What's more, if the map is in a dry [[climate]], such as a desert (hot or cold), then there can be long periods of time with no water anywhere - in extreme cases, none ever.  Snow will not refill pools, so you can also have a lack of water in very cold [[climate]]s.  Also, if weather has been turned off in the [[init.txt]] file then there will be no rain and no water will accumulate, though it may be there at the beginning of the game.
 
[[Rain]] will refill stagnant [[pool]]s of water slowly.  In a hot [[climate]], this may evaporate almost immediately. What's more, if the map is in a dry [[climate]], such as a desert (hot or cold), then there can be long periods of time with no water anywhere - in extreme cases, none ever.  Snow will not refill pools, so you can also have a lack of water in very cold [[climate]]s.  Also, if weather has been turned off in the [[init.txt]] file then there will be no rain and no water will accumulate, though it may be there at the beginning of the game.
  
If all else fails, the [[caverns]] may contain water somewhere, so you can put down a [[well]]. Watch out for [[Giant toad|other]] {{catlink|Humanoids|sources}} [[Cave crocodile|of fun.]]
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If all else fails, the [[caverns]] may contain water somewhere, so you can put down a [[well]]. Watch out for [[Giant toad|other]] {{catlink|Humanoids|sources}} [[Cave crocodile|of fun]], though.
  
 
=====Too Much Water (aka "Flooding accidents")=====
 
=====Too Much Water (aka "Flooding accidents")=====
The opposite side of the dehydration spectrum is having too ''much'' water.  Remember that water can [[flow]] in 10 directions (the 8 horizontal ones as well as down, and up to the level of its source.)  
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The opposite side of the dehydration spectrum is having too ''much'' water.  Remember that water can [[flow]] in 10 directions (the 8 cardinal ones as well as down, and up to the level of its source.)  
  
 
If your fortress is beginning to flood from [[Water#Sourced Water|sourced water]], abandon all of the levels the water can reach immediately—create a [[civilian alert]] and order your dwarves to a burrow upstairs.  You will never be able to recover those areas unless you can manage to [[pump]] out the water faster than it floods in, which can take over a year or two of game time to establish a functioning automated pump system.  Generally, a flooding accident spells doom for your fortress.
 
If your fortress is beginning to flood from [[Water#Sourced Water|sourced water]], abandon all of the levels the water can reach immediately—create a [[civilian alert]] and order your dwarves to a burrow upstairs.  You will never be able to recover those areas unless you can manage to [[pump]] out the water faster than it floods in, which can take over a year or two of game time to establish a functioning automated pump system.  Generally, a flooding accident spells doom for your fortress.
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If the accident is causing your mine shafts to flood (those fishy diagonal flows into downstairs on the level below), you can sometimes save the dwarves that are working inside it: designate the highest level they can reach before the water reaches it with your civilian burrow. Try to dig your way up from there, since the water will take some time to fill the lower floors, and keep updating your burrow definition to the higher floors. Saving your valuable Legendary +5 Miners (and their picks) could be vital to your fortress.
 
If the accident is causing your mine shafts to flood (those fishy diagonal flows into downstairs on the level below), you can sometimes save the dwarves that are working inside it: designate the highest level they can reach before the water reaches it with your civilian burrow. Try to dig your way up from there, since the water will take some time to fill the lower floors, and keep updating your burrow definition to the higher floors. Saving your valuable Legendary +5 Miners (and their picks) could be vital to your fortress.
  
Sometimes, a fortress is flooded with [[magma]].  This is even more [[fun]], and even harder to recover from.  Magma doesn't rise as aggressively (via [[pressure]]) as water, and can be [[pump]]ed out with [[magma-safe]] equipment. Read up on it. Good luck.
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Sometimes, a fortress is flooded with [[magma]].  This is even more fun, and even harder to recover from.  Magma doesn't rise as aggressively (via [[pressure]]) as water, and can be [[pump]]ed out with [[magma-safe]] equipment. Read up on it. Good luck.
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Some overseers have had luck turning around bad accidents rather quickly by using a single pillar cave-in to block off the source of the water.  This can usually be done quick enough that the water will spread, disperse and evaporate in your lower levels.  Then you can work to plan better the next time you release the waters.
  
 
==== Inability to mine ("Diggor Mortis") ====
 
==== Inability to mine ("Diggor Mortis") ====
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Diggor Mortis: ''when a Dwarf with a pickaxe decides that digging where they shouldn't is a bloody good idea.''
 
Diggor Mortis: ''when a Dwarf with a pickaxe decides that digging where they shouldn't is a bloody good idea.''
  
Simply put, you need [[pick]]s to mine [[ore]], which is then [[smelting|smelted]] to make [[metal]] for items like more picks.  If you are careless (or ignorant) of how to dig safely, and your [[miner]]s create a [[cave-in|collapse]] or flood and their equipment gets lost/destroyed/unrecoverable, ''and'' you have no materials to make more picks, you will be at a severe handicap until the problem is solved.  Any dwarf can be given the [[mining]] [[labor]], but without a pick they can do nothing.  There is no way to get new metals or stone (clay excluded) for any purpose (except from foreign traders and smelting other items) nor any way to dig new rooms/tunnels unless you have picks.
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Simply put, you need [[pick]]s to mine [[ore]], which is then [[smelting|smelted]] to make [[metal]] for items; like more picks.  If you are careless (or ignorant) of how to dig safely, and your [[miner]]s create a [[cave-in|collapse]] or flood and their equipment gets lost/destroyed/unrecoverable, ''and'' you have no materials to make more picks, you will be at a severe handicap until the problem is solved.  Any dwarf can be given the [[mining]] [[labor]], but without a pick they can do nothing.  There is no way to get new metals or stone (clay excluded) for any purpose (except from foreign traders and smelting other items) nor any way to dig new rooms/tunnels unless you have picks.
  
 
If you have [[ore]] or [[bar]]s to create a [[Arms industry|weapons-grade metal]] (other than silver), and a [[forge]] (and [[smelter]] if you need one), you can create new picks and continue. In a pinch, you can even [[melt]] other metal objects for metal.  You might get lucky with a [[caravan]] - elves never carry picks, but humans sometimes have bronze ones, and dwarves generally bring some along.  If the first dwarven caravan doesn't bring any, you can try to keep your fortress running long enough to request additional [[pick]]s from your [[outpost liaison]], who will arrive with the next dwarven trade [[caravan]] in a year.  Or you can [[abandon]] and try again.
 
If you have [[ore]] or [[bar]]s to create a [[Arms industry|weapons-grade metal]] (other than silver), and a [[forge]] (and [[smelter]] if you need one), you can create new picks and continue. In a pinch, you can even [[melt]] other metal objects for metal.  You might get lucky with a [[caravan]] - elves never carry picks, but humans sometimes have bronze ones, and dwarves generally bring some along.  If the first dwarven caravan doesn't bring any, you can try to keep your fortress running long enough to request additional [[pick]]s from your [[outpost liaison]], who will arrive with the next dwarven trade [[caravan]] in a year.  Or you can [[abandon]] and try again.
  
If you have [[axe]]s and [[tree]]s available, then you can build [[construction|structure]]s, [[building]]s and [[furniture]] of [[wood]], which is something.
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If you have [[battle axe]]s and [[tree]]s available, then you can build [[construction|structure]]s, [[building]]s and [[furniture]] of [[wood]], but that's for those <s>filthy nature loving hippies</s> [[elves]].
  
Averting this fate is simple: stockpile at least one additional pick at the first possible opportunity, or some of the [[Metal#Weapon_and_armor_quality|raw material]] to make more, and away from current digging operations.
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Averting this fate is simple: stockpile at least one additional pick at the first possible opportunity, or some of the [[Metal#Weapon_and_armor_quality|raw material]] to make more, and away from current digging operations.
  
 
See also: [[Arms industry]]
 
See also: [[Arms industry]]
  
 
===Dwarf vs Society===
 
===Dwarf vs Society===
Sometimes your traditions and morals conspire. Hell Is Other Dwarves?
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Dwarves, just like humans, live in a society.  It's always the others in that society that are the problem...
  
 
====General Unhappiness====
 
====General Unhappiness====
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If there is little in a fortress to give your dwarves happy [[thoughts]] and enough to give them unhappy [[thoughts]], then your dwarves will start to throw [[tantrum]]s, grow melancholy, and/or cause general chaos. In extreme (but sadly not ''rare'') examples, this can lead to a [[tantrum spiral]] and the loss of the entire fortress. Immigrants are typically [[marriage|married]], often with [[children]] in tow, and are primed and ready to start pumping out even more babies. This means that the loss of one dwarf is likely to lead to a whole family of very unhappy dwarves, and potentially a tantrum spiral.  Unhappiness is more likely to occur if your fortress is suffering other kinds of downfall as well, so try to keep all the bases covered.
 
If there is little in a fortress to give your dwarves happy [[thoughts]] and enough to give them unhappy [[thoughts]], then your dwarves will start to throw [[tantrum]]s, grow melancholy, and/or cause general chaos. In extreme (but sadly not ''rare'') examples, this can lead to a [[tantrum spiral]] and the loss of the entire fortress. Immigrants are typically [[marriage|married]], often with [[children]] in tow, and are primed and ready to start pumping out even more babies. This means that the loss of one dwarf is likely to lead to a whole family of very unhappy dwarves, and potentially a tantrum spiral.  Unhappiness is more likely to occur if your fortress is suffering other kinds of downfall as well, so try to keep all the bases covered.
  
Another problem is if you don't have a [[justice]] system in place at the time of a spiral and manage to recover. If you later implement the justice system, the hammerer may kill the former tantrum throwers, starting another tantrum because of their deaths.
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Another problem is if you don't have a [[justice]] system in place at the time of a spiral and manage to recover. If you later implement the justice system, the [[hammerer]] may kill the former tantrum-throwers, starting another tantrum because of their deaths.
  
 
====Mandates====
 
====Mandates====
 
While it doesn't happen often, those [[Noble]]s' mandates can occasionally cause your fortress to come to a halt, especially if they decide to imprison a dwarf that's fairly essential to your fortress, or if they for some reason decide that a dwarf deserves a hammering. This can lead to your dwarf's death, which, as noted above, can cause a tantrum spiral.
 
While it doesn't happen often, those [[Noble]]s' mandates can occasionally cause your fortress to come to a halt, especially if they decide to imprison a dwarf that's fairly essential to your fortress, or if they for some reason decide that a dwarf deserves a hammering. This can lead to your dwarf's death, which, as noted above, can cause a tantrum spiral.
  
Then, there's also points at which, when trying to fulfill a mandate, you run into some rather nasty problems. This could lead to any of the other problems, such as a cave in killing your miner (If you're not paying attention!) running into HFS, or accidentally mining out a new tunnel to the surface that you don't close, and lets in a horde of goblins.
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Then, there's also points at which, when trying to fulfill a mandate, you run into some rather nasty problems. This could lead to any of the other problems, such as a [[cave in]] killing your miner (If you're not paying attention!) running into [[Underworld|HFS]], or accidentally mining out a new tunnel to the surface that you don't close, letting in a horde of goblins.
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====Failure of a [[strange mood]]====
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Any dwarf that was unable to complete a [[strange mood]] will go [[insanity|insane]]. While the insanity inevitably leads to the [[death]] of a dwarf, an insane dwarf sometimes goes [[berserk]] and poses a threat to the rest of the fortress. Quite <s>dangerous</s> Fun if the fellow is a [[soldier]]; they may wreak havoc chopping everyone with their [[item quality|☼]][[steel]] [[battle axe]][[item quality|☼]]. Or just trigger a [[loyalty cascade]].
  
 
====Supernatural Rogues====
 
====Supernatural Rogues====
There are monsters known collectively as [[night creature]]s that can potentially undo a fortress from within.  A werebeast raid can not only bring trouble if you're lacking of a military, but its cursed bite can make more of its kind from your population.  If you see a civilian survive a werebeast attack, you might be in for a surprise when he suddenly turns into a ravenous monster at the full moon and starts killing everything around him.  
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There are monsters known collectively as [[night creature]]s that can potentially undo a fortress from within.  A [[werebeast]] raid can not only bring trouble if you're lacking a military, but their cursed bites can make more of their kind from your population.  If you see a civilian survive a werebeast attack, you might be in for a surprise when they suddenly turn into a ravenous monster at the full moon, and start killing everything around them.  
  
Vampires are a much more insidiously dangerous threat, as they hide themselves among the peasantry and may kill dozens of dwarves without being caught—and if they do, they might succeed at framing an essential member of your fortress into getting the hammer.  As can be seen, this can easily lead into a tantrum spiral.
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[[Vampire]]s are a much more insidious threat, as they hide themselves among the peasantry and may kill dozens of dwarves without being caught—and if they do, they might succeed at framing an essential member of your fortress into getting the hammer.  As can be seen, this can easily lead into a tantrum spiral.
  
 
===Dwarf vs Goblins, Humans, Elves...===
 
===Dwarf vs Goblins, Humans, Elves...===
Seizing goods from a friendly caravan will often lead to large shipment of fun next time the traders visit. Remember, it's not paranoia if they ''are'' out to get you.  
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Seizing goods from a friendly caravan will often lead to large shipments of fun next time the traders visit. Remember, it's not paranoia if they ''are'' out to get you.  
  
 
====Ambush====
 
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====Siege====
 
====Siege====
[[Siege]]s can be quite devastating to a fortress, but unlike most of the other ways of losing, they are unlikely to occur early on, even if you do something <s>funny</s> stupid to piss off another civilization.
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[[Siege]]s can be quite devastating to a fortress, but unlike most of the other ways of losing, they are unlikely to occur early on, even if you do something <s>stupid</s> funny to piss off another civilization.
  
 
Should hosts of goblins besiege your gates and drive your peasantry inside, trolls beat down your doors and force you to seal off from the outside world, you may have already lost the game. Even if you have built an utterly impenetrable fortress with drawbridges and moats, a sieging army may stick around for a long time. Although a dwarven fortress can be made self-contained, with [[list of crops|crops]], [[metal]] and [[fuel]] readily available, underground [[tree farm|wood source]] and your own [[livestock]], a fortress may not be able to sustain such a state indefinitely.  
 
Should hosts of goblins besiege your gates and drive your peasantry inside, trolls beat down your doors and force you to seal off from the outside world, you may have already lost the game. Even if you have built an utterly impenetrable fortress with drawbridges and moats, a sieging army may stick around for a long time. Although a dwarven fortress can be made self-contained, with [[list of crops|crops]], [[metal]] and [[fuel]] readily available, underground [[tree farm|wood source]] and your own [[livestock]], a fortress may not be able to sustain such a state indefinitely.  
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====Hidden Fun Stuff====
 
====Hidden Fun Stuff====
  
Hidden fun stuff awaits those who delve too deeply and too greedily. Due to the concentrated amounts of [[fun]], HFS has been the downfall of many a fortress.  
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Hidden fun stuff awaits those who delve too deeply and too greedily. Due to the concentrated amounts of fun, [[Underworld|HFS]] has been the downfall of many a fortress.
  
 
===Dwarf vs. Player ===
 
===Dwarf vs. Player ===
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====Modding====
 
Mod too much and the human caravan that comes in could spontaneously combust.  Or just crash your game.
 
Mod too much and the human caravan that comes in could spontaneously combust.  Or just crash your game.
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====Faulty Drawbridge====
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===Dwarf vs. Computer===
 
===Dwarf vs. Computer===
Fall victim to the [[Catsplosion]] and even the mightiest computer may lose FPS to the point where the game becomes virtually un-playable. Or get too many Dwarves and pets in your fortress and the computer may crash. Problem can be solved, at least for the short term, by changing the priority of Dwarf Fortress in init.txt.
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Fall victim to the [[Catsplosion]] and even the mightiest computer may lose FPS to the point where the game becomes virtually un-playable. Or get too many dwarves and pets in your fortress and the computer may crash. Problem can be solved, at least for the short term, by changing the priority of ''Dwarf Fortress'' in init.txt.
 
 
===Dwarf vs. Boredom===
 
Sometimes a fort's downfall comes not from fire and [[Fun]], but by the player deciding that enough's enough, and it's time to give in.
 
  
 
====Have I Won Yet?====
 
====Have I Won Yet?====
Even the most well-managed of forts will eventually fall. And if they don't, then what? Once you've fended off [[goblin]]s, [[bronze colossus]]es, and [[HFS|other]] [[Giant cave spider|fun]] [[Forgotten beast|things]], what's left to challenge your might defenses and legendary champions?
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Even the most well-managed of forts will eventually fall. And if they don't, then what? Once you've fended off [[goblin]]s, [[bronze colossus]]es, and [[HFS|other]] [[Giant cave spider|fun]] [[Forgotten beast|things]], what's left to challenge your mighty defenses and legendary champions?
  
 
Eventually boredom takes its toll and you either hit abandon, or ease up on the impregnable defenses and effectively engineer your own doom.
 
Eventually boredom takes its toll and you either hit abandon, or ease up on the impregnable defenses and effectively engineer your own doom.
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== Winning ==
 
== Winning ==
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Despite the common knowledge that no one can win Dwarf Fortress, this is actually false. There are numerous ways to win the game, and all are equally <s>Fun</s> rewarding. The "You won the game" screen is in fact <s>Your fortress has crumbled to its end</s> a well hidden easter egg.
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Despite the common knowledge that no one can win ''Dwarf Fortress'', this is actually false. There are numerous ways to win the game, and all are equally <s>Fun</s> rewarding. The "You won the game" screen is in fact <s>Your fortress has crumbled to its end</s> a well hidden easter egg.
  
Here's a few ways to win at Dwarf Fortress:
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Here's a few ways to win at ''Dwarf Fortress'':
 
 
*Having every single [[elf]] and [[goblin]] on the map on [[fire]]. You must set them on fire at the same time, of course.
 
  
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*Have every single [[elf]] and [[goblin]] on the map on [[fire]]. You must set them on fire at the same time, of course.
 
*Have every single dug tile filled with 7/7 [[magma]]
 
*Have every single dug tile filled with 7/7 [[magma]]
 
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*Cause all your dwarves to throw a [[tantrum]] at the same time (note: the game doesn't register the deed if you have fewer than 20 dwarves)
*All your dwarves throwing a [[tantrum]] at the same time (note: the game doesn't register the deed if you have less than 20 dwarves)
 
 
 
 
*Have a mandate of a [[slade]]-made item successfully completed. Alternatively, have 20 mandates of [[adamantine]]-made items completed.
 
*Have a mandate of a [[slade]]-made item successfully completed. Alternatively, have 20 mandates of [[adamantine]]-made items completed.
 
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*Kill at least 100 dwarves in the space of a single [[time#breakdown|tick]]. (Hint: This is best done by [[Stupid dwarf trick#Self Destruct Lever|Self Destruct Lever]])
*Kill at least 100 dwarves in the space of a single [[time#breakdown|tick]]. (Hint: This is best done by [[Stupid dwarf trick|Self-destruct lever]])
 
 
 
 
*Kill all the denizens of the [[Hidden Fun Stuff]]. <s>Don't listen to the people who claim their numbers are limitless. They are ignorant.</s>
 
*Kill all the denizens of the [[Hidden Fun Stuff]]. <s>Don't listen to the people who claim their numbers are limitless. They are ignorant.</s>
 
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*Succeed in fully domesticating any of the following: [[carp]], [[giant sponge]], [[unicorn]] (prior to V0.31), or any [[megabeast]] ([[cave dragon|cave dragons]] don't count)
*Succeed in fully domesticating any of the following: [[carp]], [[giant sponge]], [[unicorn]], or any [[megabeast]] (cave dragons doesn't count)
 
 
 
 
*Have at least 1/7 magma on every single outside tile. This creates a new victory screen with a [[Bloodline:Boatmurdered|Boatmurdered]] reference.
 
*Have at least 1/7 magma on every single outside tile. This creates a new victory screen with a [[Bloodline:Boatmurdered|Boatmurdered]] reference.
 
 
*Have all of your dwarves on the topmost layer of the map.
 
*Have all of your dwarves on the topmost layer of the map.
 
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*Kill all those f'ing elephants.
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*Get put in the [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=168375.0 Hall of Legends].
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*Have a quarter of your dwarves (you must have at least 60) simultaneously be [[berserk]], [[vampires]], and armed with [[War hammer|war hammers]].
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*Be at war with every elven [[civilization]] on the world map. Bonus points if you stole all their [[War animal|war animals]] beforehand.
  
 
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Losing is fun! Either way, it keeps you busy.

Dwarf Fortress in a nutshell.
There are three constants in life: death, taxes and losing in Dwarf Fortress.
Art by kruggsmash

There is no internal end point, single goal, final Easter egg or "You Win!" announcement in Dwarf Fortress, therefore, eventually, almost every fortress will fall. The only ones that don't, tend to be very conservative and very boring—and what fun is that? Thus, DF = losing ∧ DF = fun ⇒ losing = fun, and that's okay! It's a game philosophy, so embrace it, own it, and have fun with it!

Most new players will lose their first few forts sooner rather than later; when you lose a fortress, don't feel like you don't understand the game. Dwarf Fortress has a steep learning curve (often referred to as a "cliff"), and part of the process (and fun!) is discovering things for yourself. However, this wiki serves as an excellent place to speed up the learning process.

When you lose, you can always reclaim fortress, or go visit it in adventurer mode.

If you're looking for more ways to lose horribly test yourself, try either the mega construction or the Challenges articles.

An engraving depicting the contrast between Dwarf Fortress and other games, in terms of difficulty.

Autopsy, or why your fortress died[edit]

Various common things can cause the death of a fortress. Let's examine some together...

Dwarf vs. Wild[edit]

Sometimes the wilds take you out somewhere, somewhen.

Local Wildlife[edit]

Goblins aren't the only creatures that want you dead. The obvious threats aside, some creatures with benign natures, names, or descriptions can be surprisingly deadly. A sudden wildlife attack can quickly cripple or destroy an unprepared fortress. Before you unpause a new game for the first time, hit units, and switch to the "Others" tab to see what's sharing your map. Learn to do this regularly—new creatures will frequently migrate onto your map and then off again to be replaced by others.

Consider arming up, and thinning out any predictable threats.

Outdoor titans and other megabeasts are a later-stage hazard, not to mention Werebeasts, which turn any dwarves they bite into more of them once a month. While this will not directly cause you to lose the game (even if every dwarf in your fortress becomes infected), it could cause major production slowdowns every month, and if a goblin siege coincides with a full moon, things could get very fun...

Underground life[edit]

Underground life can be even more dangerous than surface life. Dig down to a cavern, and expect to be fending off hordes of smaller, weaker creatures as well as larger, more solitary creatures like giant cave spiders and blind cave ogres. Arming up helps a lot, as there is usually only a small entrance they can get in by. A row of cage traps is exceptionally powerful there. Underground Forgotten Beasts are a later-stage hazard—and one that cage traps will offer very little protection against. Even if all the other creatures in the cavern are stopped by your cage traps, don't allow yourself to become complacent. That is not to mention what lies even deeper...

Magma and its denizens[edit]

Magma by itself is dangerous enough to destroy a fortress that fails to contain it properly, but magma sources are also home to many dangerous creatures that can destroy buildings, kill even the most skilled soldiers, and spread !!destruction!! throughout your fortress. While careful designs using fortifications, magma-safe floor grates, and magma-safe bridges can mitigate much of the danger, magma remains a prime source of fun even in experienced fortresses.

Evil Biomes[edit]

Evil surroundings are particularly inhospitable, to begin with. If it's not the zombies that kill all your dwarves, then it's their freshly animated body parts hungry for revenge, vile weather that makes dwarves caught in it vomit to death, or, worst of all, an evil cloud that drifts by your settlement and starts a zombie plague in your population.

When embarking on an evil biome, it's a fairly good idea to skip a meat industry of any kind. Though meat obtained from butchering doesn't rise up, hair, skin and bones are fully capable of turning to kill you - and bringing hunters in your party is near-suicidal. Embarking with a military is a must, if you want to stand any chance against the zombies. Of course, if things are really bad outside (for example, the aforementioned thralling clouds), you're best off just sealing yourself inside forever and never turning back. As with cavern wildlife, a row of cage traps is a great boon to the safety of your fortress.

Dwarf vs. Physics[edit]

Sometimes jumping from a tree into a river doesn't end well for your skeleton, or you, for that matter.

Dwarf vs. You[edit]

Sometimes you bring it on yourself.

Curiosity/Boredom[edit]

Next time, don’t release so many clowns. That self-destruct lever was a mistake.

No Food[edit]

A serious danger, generally in the more inhospitable climates, is the loss of your dwarves due to starvation. As dwarves begin to starve, they will become hungry, then starving. This will cause them first to slow down all work, and then to become very unhappy. When they die, their friends will become upset and will become even more unhappy, potentially causing the remainder of your fortress to break out in a terminal hissy fit.

Don't forget your alternative sources of food. If your farms aren't doing the job and a trade caravan is months away, try butchering your domestic animals, gathering plants, hunting local wildlife, and cooking any excess alcohol.

No Booze[edit]

Equally as bad (worse) is no alcohol, which dwarves require to be happy and productive. Some alcohol can be acquired from caravans, but not enough for an entire fort until the next caravan arrives. You must gather or farm certain plants to then brew those in a still with an empty barrel—it's just part of being a dwarf. Be sure to make lots of barrels. Often, a shortage of barrels is just as bad as a shortage of beer.

Water[edit]

Sometimes you just can't help but take a drink, and when you think it's safe, WHAM. Watch out for giant sponges...

No water[edit]

Healthy dwarves will not die of thirst as long as they have alcohol, which in the current version can be brewed without the use of water. However, injured dwarves must be given water, not alcohol, or they will die of dehydration.

Rain will refill stagnant pools of water slowly. In a hot climate, this may evaporate almost immediately. What's more, if the map is in a dry climate, such as a desert (hot or cold), then there can be long periods of time with no water anywhere - in extreme cases, none ever. Snow will not refill pools, so you can also have a lack of water in very cold climates. Also, if weather has been turned off in the init.txt file then there will be no rain and no water will accumulate, though it may be there at the beginning of the game.

If all else fails, the caverns may contain water somewhere, so you can put down a well. Watch out for other sources of fun, though.

Too Much Water (aka "Flooding accidents")[edit]

The opposite side of the dehydration spectrum is having too much water. Remember that water can flow in 10 directions (the 8 cardinal ones as well as down, and up to the level of its source.)

If your fortress is beginning to flood from sourced water, abandon all of the levels the water can reach immediately—create a civilian alert and order your dwarves to a burrow upstairs. You will never be able to recover those areas unless you can manage to pump out the water faster than it floods in, which can take over a year or two of game time to establish a functioning automated pump system. Generally, a flooding accident spells doom for your fortress.

If the accident is causing your mine shafts to flood (those fishy diagonal flows into downstairs on the level below), you can sometimes save the dwarves that are working inside it: designate the highest level they can reach before the water reaches it with your civilian burrow. Try to dig your way up from there, since the water will take some time to fill the lower floors, and keep updating your burrow definition to the higher floors. Saving your valuable Legendary +5 Miners (and their picks) could be vital to your fortress.

Sometimes, a fortress is flooded with magma. This is even more fun, and even harder to recover from. Magma doesn't rise as aggressively (via pressure) as water, and can be pumped out with magma-safe equipment. Read up on it. Good luck.

Some overseers have had luck turning around bad accidents rather quickly by using a single pillar cave-in to block off the source of the water. This can usually be done quick enough that the water will spread, disperse and evaporate in your lower levels. Then you can work to plan better the next time you release the waters.

Inability to mine ("Diggor Mortis")[edit]

i.e., no picks.

Diggor Mortis: when a Dwarf with a pickaxe decides that digging where they shouldn't is a bloody good idea.

Simply put, you need picks to mine ore, which is then smelted to make metal for items; like more picks. If you are careless (or ignorant) of how to dig safely, and your miners create a collapse or flood and their equipment gets lost/destroyed/unrecoverable, and you have no materials to make more picks, you will be at a severe handicap until the problem is solved. Any dwarf can be given the mining labor, but without a pick they can do nothing. There is no way to get new metals or stone (clay excluded) for any purpose (except from foreign traders and smelting other items) nor any way to dig new rooms/tunnels unless you have picks.

If you have ore or bars to create a weapons-grade metal (other than silver), and a forge (and smelter if you need one), you can create new picks and continue. In a pinch, you can even melt other metal objects for metal. You might get lucky with a caravan - elves never carry picks, but humans sometimes have bronze ones, and dwarves generally bring some along. If the first dwarven caravan doesn't bring any, you can try to keep your fortress running long enough to request additional picks from your outpost liaison, who will arrive with the next dwarven trade caravan in a year. Or you can abandon and try again.

If you have battle axes and trees available, then you can build structures, buildings and furniture of wood, but that's for those filthy nature loving hippies elves.

Averting this fate is simple: stockpile at least one additional pick at the first possible opportunity, or some of the raw material to make more, and away from current digging operations.

See also: Arms industry

Dwarf vs Society[edit]

Dwarves, just like humans, live in a society. It's always the others in that society that are the problem...

General Unhappiness[edit]

Think it's no big deal to leave your dwarves with a mediocre dining room, no-quality bed and a generally inadequate fortress?

If there is little in a fortress to give your dwarves happy thoughts and enough to give them unhappy thoughts, then your dwarves will start to throw tantrums, grow melancholy, and/or cause general chaos. In extreme (but sadly not rare) examples, this can lead to a tantrum spiral and the loss of the entire fortress. Immigrants are typically married, often with children in tow, and are primed and ready to start pumping out even more babies. This means that the loss of one dwarf is likely to lead to a whole family of very unhappy dwarves, and potentially a tantrum spiral. Unhappiness is more likely to occur if your fortress is suffering other kinds of downfall as well, so try to keep all the bases covered.

Another problem is if you don't have a justice system in place at the time of a spiral and manage to recover. If you later implement the justice system, the hammerer may kill the former tantrum-throwers, starting another tantrum because of their deaths.

Mandates[edit]

While it doesn't happen often, those Nobles' mandates can occasionally cause your fortress to come to a halt, especially if they decide to imprison a dwarf that's fairly essential to your fortress, or if they for some reason decide that a dwarf deserves a hammering. This can lead to your dwarf's death, which, as noted above, can cause a tantrum spiral.

Then, there's also points at which, when trying to fulfill a mandate, you run into some rather nasty problems. This could lead to any of the other problems, such as a cave in killing your miner (If you're not paying attention!) running into HFS, or accidentally mining out a new tunnel to the surface that you don't close, letting in a horde of goblins.

Failure of a strange mood[edit]

Any dwarf that was unable to complete a strange mood will go insane. While the insanity inevitably leads to the death of a dwarf, an insane dwarf sometimes goes berserk and poses a threat to the rest of the fortress. Quite dangerous Fun if the fellow is a soldier; they may wreak havoc chopping everyone with their steel battle axe. Or just trigger a loyalty cascade.

Supernatural Rogues[edit]

There are monsters known collectively as night creatures that can potentially undo a fortress from within. A werebeast raid can not only bring trouble if you're lacking a military, but their cursed bites can make more of their kind from your population. If you see a civilian survive a werebeast attack, you might be in for a surprise when they suddenly turn into a ravenous monster at the full moon, and start killing everything around them.

Vampires are a much more insidious threat, as they hide themselves among the peasantry and may kill dozens of dwarves without being caught—and if they do, they might succeed at framing an essential member of your fortress into getting the hammer. As can be seen, this can easily lead into a tantrum spiral.

Dwarf vs Goblins, Humans, Elves...[edit]

Seizing goods from a friendly caravan will often lead to large shipments of fun next time the traders visit. Remember, it's not paranoia if they are out to get you.

Ambush[edit]

Goblin and elven ambushers alike will infiltrate your map and charge into your fortress after they are discovered. They will retreat after suffering enough casualties or waiting around several seasons. Elves still arrive with caravans, and goblins can attack at any time. Even if your dwarves do not venture onto the surface, caravans will eventually trigger the ambushes. At least, caravans and sieges/ambushes have the amazing tendency to occur at the end of each season.

See Also:

Siege[edit]

Sieges can be quite devastating to a fortress, but unlike most of the other ways of losing, they are unlikely to occur early on, even if you do something stupid funny to piss off another civilization.

Should hosts of goblins besiege your gates and drive your peasantry inside, trolls beat down your doors and force you to seal off from the outside world, you may have already lost the game. Even if you have built an utterly impenetrable fortress with drawbridges and moats, a sieging army may stick around for a long time. Although a dwarven fortress can be made self-contained, with crops, metal and fuel readily available, underground wood source and your own livestock, a fortress may not be able to sustain such a state indefinitely.

For example, trade with the outside world has now been shut off, leaving you only what ores are on your map for the production of mandated goods. In the (very) long run even those will run out. This can result in a breakdown of social order if you do not prevent your Hammerer from killing or maiming your dwarves. Shell, bone and leather commonly acquired by hunting and fishing need to be supplied by previously established livestock and access to suitable water. If these resources are no longer available to your workers, moody craftsdwarves will be driven into suicide or worse. Rotten vermin corpses begin to heap in your food supply, forcing you to dump these into inside refuse piles, generating miasma. Better build indoor refuse piles away from trafficked areas. Unless an interior water supply was established (or you find water in caverns) your wounded will die of dehydration.

With all these critical industries unproductive, dwarves dying, and friends mourning over the rotting heaps of slain loved ones, it's important to remember your dwarves have nothing to do but throw funeral receptions, hold grief counseling sessions and host the occasional keg stand. This means they've all become one big happy family of friends, manically depressed from the loss of any dwarf.

In short, the attacking army can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death.

Hidden Fun Stuff[edit]

Hidden fun stuff awaits those who delve too deeply and too greedily. Due to the concentrated amounts of fun, HFS has been the downfall of many a fortress.

Dwarf vs. Player[edit]

Modding[edit]

Mod too much and the human caravan that comes in could spontaneously combust. Or just crash your game.

Faulty Drawbridge[edit]

Next time, don't forget to link your master drawbridge to that lever in your meeting hall. Takes two seconds.

Dwarf vs. Computer[edit]

Fall victim to the Catsplosion and even the mightiest computer may lose FPS to the point where the game becomes virtually un-playable. Or get too many dwarves and pets in your fortress and the computer may crash. Problem can be solved, at least for the short term, by changing the priority of Dwarf Fortress in init.txt.

Have I Won Yet?[edit]

Even the most well-managed of forts will eventually fall. And if they don't, then what? Once you've fended off goblins, bronze colossuses, and other fun things, what's left to challenge your mighty defenses and legendary champions?

Eventually boredom takes its toll and you either hit abandon, or ease up on the impregnable defenses and effectively engineer your own doom.

The Tantrum Fizzle[edit]

So your dwarves are too busy punching each other to do any work, and the casualties are mounting while the goblins just point and laugh. Think the final chapter of your fort's saga will be a short one? Don't be so sure. Sometimes a little old-fashioned anarchy is enough to cripple a fortress, but not destroy it.

With good defenses and enough supplies, a well-managed fortress can run quite a while without any player input. And when you find this out the hard way, a few in-game months of fistfights might not be entertaining enough to offset the fact that you're not able to actually DO anything. If things don't calm down (or explode hilariously) soon enough, that "abandon fort" option will look awfully tempting...

The Unending Cycle[edit]

After decades have passed, and you truly feel your fortress is unassailable and eternal, DF2014 now offers you the option to retire your boring fort, giving control of it back to your enlightened nobles. This returns it to the worldgen 'scale' of events and legends, where it can participate in the activities of your civilization. You can visit it in Adventurer Mode, or embark right next door (if so inclined) on a new Fortress expedition. Expand the reach, wealth and greatness of your chosen civilization(s), carving out your own legends over the eons, again and again!

Winning[edit]

D4Dwarf.png This article or section has been rated D for Dwarf. It may include witty humour, not-so-witty humour, bad humour, in-jokes, pop culture references, and references to the Bay12 forums. Don't believe everything you read, and if you miss some of the references, don't worry. It was inevitable.


Despite the common knowledge that no one can win Dwarf Fortress, this is actually false. There are numerous ways to win the game, and all are equally Fun rewarding. The "You won the game" screen is in fact Your fortress has crumbled to its end a well hidden easter egg.

Here's a few ways to win at Dwarf Fortress:

  • Have every single elf and goblin on the map on fire. You must set them on fire at the same time, of course.
  • Have every single dug tile filled with 7/7 magma
  • Cause all your dwarves to throw a tantrum at the same time (note: the game doesn't register the deed if you have fewer than 20 dwarves)
  • Have a mandate of a slade-made item successfully completed. Alternatively, have 20 mandates of adamantine-made items completed.
  • Kill at least 100 dwarves in the space of a single tick. (Hint: This is best done by Self Destruct Lever)
  • Kill all the denizens of the Hidden Fun Stuff. Don't listen to the people who claim their numbers are limitless. They are ignorant.
  • Succeed in fully domesticating any of the following: carp, giant sponge, unicorn (prior to V0.31), or any megabeast (cave dragons don't count)
  • Have at least 1/7 magma on every single outside tile. This creates a new victory screen with a Boatmurdered reference.
  • Have all of your dwarves on the topmost layer of the map.
  • Kill all those f'ing elephants.
  • Get put in the Hall of Legends.
  • Have a quarter of your dwarves (you must have at least 60) simultaneously be berserk, vampires, and armed with war hammers.
  • Be at war with every elven civilization on the world map. Bonus points if you stole all their war animals beforehand.