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Jumping spider man

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Jumping spider man
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Urist likes jumping spider men for their striking appearance.
Portrait

No portrait

Biome

Variations

Jumping spider - Jumping spider man - Giant jumping spider

Attributes
Alignment: Savage

· No Stun · No Pain · Learns · Humanoid

Cannot be tamed 
Size
Max: 35,000.5 cm3

Age
Adult at: Birth
Max age: 60-80
Cannot be butchered
This article is about the current version of DF.
Note that some content may still need to be updated.

A person with the head and arms of a jumping spider.

Jumping spider men cannot swim well at all (imagine a big spider thrown into a ocean; they can't swim, they just drown), but they have six hands which can all equip weapons and shields. If turned into a jumping spider man, however, it is not recommended to have a full arsenal of weapons and shields on each hand, as this can over-encumber you easily. Jumping spider men wear small armor.

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Incidentally, the ASCII character 'j' looks like a person jumping forwards!

It is currently unknown whether jumping spider women throw tea parties or hold bake sales.